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Friday, August 13, 2010

Old Dogs

Dear Viewer,

Dan (Robin Williams) and Charles (John Travolta) have been life-long friends and business partners. With a big business deal around the corner their lives couldn't be further from perfect. They have the bachelor pads, the women and the cars. Only Dan seems  to think there might be more to life...

Throw in a long-lost love and a couple of kids and you've got yourself an adventure, my friends!

Old Dogs is a cookie-cutter family flick. The surprise plot is predictable. The problems are expected and the solutions seem too easy. If you were expecting a deep and moving dramatic piece...What were you smoking? This is simply not that kind of movie.

Safe, warm and simple as a blanket, Old Dogs will entertain for sure. There's nothing like watching a grown man being cradled by a gorilla or Robin Williams tripping on drugs to give you a fit of the giggles. Your kids are sure to love the slapstick and potty humor - even if you don't. And the ending, as satisfying as it is corny, reminds us that even if old dogs can't learn new tricks...people certainly can.

Besides with fewer options for the crowd stuck between watching the Lion King and Twilight, Old Dogs should be top of the list for any family movie night.

-Sylvia

P.S. This movie is a popcorn combo!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Revisiting The Last Airbender

Dear Viewer,

It seems Mr. Ebert had all of the words I did not. (The Last Airbender Review)


-Sylvia

P. S. This movie is awful! Check Nickelodeon.com for some great clips and episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Netflix pick: Sanctuary

Viewer,

It would be nice to say the Syfy show Sanctuary is something that could become a guilty pleasure.

It does star Amanda Tapping of Stargate SG-1 fame, she's easy on the eyes. It also stars Emilie Ullerup, who has the makings of a TV hottie of the highest order. But that's about it.

Guilty pleasures tend to have some dark humor, or social commentary or something. Sanctuary, to me, falls short.

Don't get me wrong the concept is a good one. Have a place where monsters of myth and legend can have a place to call home. Every episode means you can see anything from a mermaid to a lizard monster. Any fan of B-movies would love it.

In theory it's a great idea. It's the application that seems a bit off.

Now I can understand bad special effects on a TV show; budgets aren't high and time frames are short. But I get the feeling the producers didn't give the audience credit for knowing what a fake fire elemental would look like. Each set seemed to be a 3-D work in progress, with the actors working in front of a green screen every 3 minutes.

The acting is wooden, which can be attributed to a new cast working together for the first time. That should improve over the course of a season. But after watching the first three episodes, I wonder how many fans should have the patience to keep watching.

Apparently enough people kept watching for Syfy to renew the show for a third season, which means the initial headaches the show gave me would disappear over time.

Or people just need an excuse to look at women in tight plastic suits.

Whichever.

-Paul


P. S. This series is a box of candy.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Dear Viewer,

If you waited in line for tickets to Watchmen or kicked your rear catching the midnight showing of Kick Ass, then whip out your plastic and head to Fandango.com you are going to want tickets to see SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD.

Michael Cera stars as Scott, the underachieving Canadian bassist, whose life gets turned upside down when he meets Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead).

As if struggling to dump his underage Asian girlfriend isn't hard enough, Scott soon finds himself in the midst of an epic battle against the League of Evil Ex-Boyfriends. The prize--Ramona. 

The best video game/comic book movie since The Dark Knight (2008), Scott Pilgrim has it all. With plenty of romance, rock and action this movie is sure to be a hit. Gamers, look forward to the references to 8-bit classics. Parents, watch out--some of the jokes are gosh-darn racy. This is definitely a mature PG-13 flik.

-Sylvia


P. S. This movie is a Hot Dog Combo! Yum.


Be sure to check out:
  • The Complete Scott Pilgrim Series by Bryan Lee O'Malley
  • I Love You, Man (2009)
  • Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2009)
  • Pineapple Express (2008)
  • The Incredible Hulk (2008)
  • 8-Bit Theater on Nuklear Power.com--A sure laugh for any Scott Pilgrim fan.