SAMPLE GIST
Despite efforts to echo the glittery appeal of the Cullens, gods and man aren’t on the best terms because the multi-cultural deities can’t give up old habits. Zeus sleeps around. Hera is a witch. And Hades hates his job. This drama plays out in the life of young Perseus, the son of Zeus. After witnessing the murder of his adoptive family, Perseus meets some walking boobs and a MILF then decides to become a soldier. There are scorpions, a cuckolded mutant, Medusa and some sort of colossal crustacean. Triumphant, Perseus reunites with his dad and is given a zombie wife.
SAMPLE CRACKED FACT
M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender--which had the largest budget of any Nickelodeon movie--grossed $319,713,881 worldwide. With the net profit Paramount could have reimbursed 22,628,517 unsatisfied fans.
- National Association Of Theatre Owners: Average U.S. Ticket Prices (http://www.natoonline.org/statisticstickets.htm)
- The Numbers: The Last Airbender (http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2010/BENDR.php)
- Box Office Mojo: The Last Airbender (http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=lastairbender.htm)
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