Hades rises from the sea to smote a bunch of unbelievers. Misremembering his instructions from Zeus, Hades smashes a small fishing vessel killing everyone except the fisherman’s adopted son, the demi-god Perseus. The survivors of the massacre, Perseus and some soldiers, head to Argos, a god-hating town, to report the incident. Hades makes a speech after which Perseus sets off to avenge the death of his family. There are scorpions, a cuckolded mutant, Medusa and some sort of colossal crustacean. All of the trained soldiers die, while Perseus survives to make it back to Argos where he reunites with his father and is given a zombie wife.
Perseus, the son of Zeus and some chick, is raised to be a god-fearing man by a fisherman and his wife. Ironically, His family is immediately dispatched by a god who rises from the sea. Poseidon? No, Hades. What? Just go with it. Shortly after this tragedy, Perseus, is transported to Argos, a god-hating town, where he falls in love with the boobs attached to Princess Andromeda. Hades makes a speech after which Perseus sets off to avenge the death of his family. There are scorpions, a cuckolded mutant, Medusa and some sort of colossal crustacean. All of the trained soldiers die, while Perseus survives to make it back to Argos where he reunites with his father and is given a fresh pair of boobs attached to some sort of immortal woman.
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